Meet the Student Government

Solving your problems, upgrading your campus experience, and occasionally pretending I know what I'm doing.

I'm so lazy, even my quote took a nap.

I keep the minutes so you can keep the memories.

I'm the connection that turns opportunities into partnerships.

Your student experience, powered by my excel skills.

If it's in our inventory, I know exactly where it is.

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I set the stage, and the rest just follows.

You're on your own, kid. You can't disappear face this.

Slavic-born, chaos-bred, event-planning-fed.

You can thank me for every fun moment you had in uni.

I do not get paid enough for this (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

Clubs on track, thanks to my email knack.

Capturing student voices, one picture at a time.

If you see me on campus, something is about to go live.

I have more media coverage on my phone than photos of my family.

You can't see me (literally).

Yes, your voices are heard...I already read your mind.

Your response has been recorded.

Outsourcing all my tasks for an efficient supply chain.

To all the freshmen, I am your google map if you feel lost, and your library if you need any resources. Let's enjoy the journey!

Real eyes realize real lies.